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C. calumny (cal'mu-ny) n.: slander
Orophin+Haldir+Rumil
"You will not believe the vision that has crossed my eyes."
"Try us. We have often wondered why your eyes dangle so in your head."
The blue eyed blond glared at his hazel eyed brother. "You will be sorry you mocked me so when I tell you what I have seen."
The hazel eyed brother held his hands up in supplication and elbowed their other brother to get him to stop laughing. "We are sorry, dear brother. Please, tell us what you have seen this fine day and we will endeavor not to interrupt."
"Well, as you know, I went to seek out Elrohir."
"Yes, we know all about your love for the young Lordling." More snickering.
Another frown, "He was there in his room...but not alone."
The silver eyed brother sat up a little straighter, "Do continue."
"Elladan was there."
"Ahh, you had us on the edge of our seats there for a moment. We thought you were about to tell us that you finally managed to catch young Elrohir in the raw."
"Oh, it was raw, alright."
A moment of silence. "Just what are you trying to tell us?"
"Elrohir was naked."
The hazel eyed blond frowned, "So, Elladan is his brother. We have seen each other unclothed a million times. It was nothing."
The blue eyed one arched an eyebrow, "I assure you that we have never seen each other unclothed in quite that way."
"Go on, go on."
"He was seated on the bed and Elladan was seated behind him."
"Was Elladan naked?"
"No."
"See, I told you it was nothing."
Another censuring frown, "Elladan had Elrohir pent to his chest and he was...he was..."
"Yes? Yes?!"
"Stroking him."
"Stroking him?"
"Stroking him."
The hazel eyed brother leapt from his seat, "Surely, you jest! This is just some kind of calumny against the grandsons of Galadriel!"
"I kid you not! This I saw with my own two eyes! Elladan played him like an instrument until he reached completion and Elrohir was most willing and responsive."
The silver eyed brother sighed longingly, "At least now we know why Elladan so vigorously discourages his brother's suitors."
Tomorrow the Letter D