Vocabulary Builder
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M. malfeasance (mal'fea'sance) n.: official misconduct

Erestor, Archer, Glorfindel

"Being a member of Glorfindel's Royal Guard is hard work. We have to work longer and harder than the other sentries that guard the valley."

Erestor batted long, thick lashes, "Longer and harder, you say?"

The blond archer leaned forward entranced by the flirtatious tone and glance, "Longer and harder...sometimes all day and into the night."

Erestor reached out an elegant hand to rest on the soldier's well defined bicep, "I like an elf with endurance...perhaps, you can tell me more about your training tonight?"

"Why, Erestor if you wanted to know about the regime I put all my elves through, you only had to ask."

Erestor sighed forlornly as the young cadet hastily made his way to the barracks under the fiery heat of Glorfindel's glare. "Hello, Glorfindel. How kind of you to scare off my entertainment for the night. Can no one get laid in this valley but you? Really, what would our Lord have to say about such conduct?"

Glorfindel smiled winningly, the young soldier forgotten, "Elrond would be on my side, fair one. In fact, he charged me with this duty. He said to me, "Glorfindel, insure that Erestor is so desperate that he will have to succumb to our lecherous advances." It is officially approved conduct or should I say malnificence."

Erestor raised an amused eyebrow, "I believe the word you are mangling so badly is malfeasance, official misconduct."

Glorfindel just waved a hand, "You know what I mean. Why do you bother with those adolescents anyway? If you want a warrior, here I am. The best that Middle Earth has to offer at your beck and call, ready to provide every pleasure."

"And the long time lover of my Lord."

Glorfindel sighed, "Is that what's bothering you? Elrond wants you to sleep with me. He talks about it constantly. He dreams of seeing us perform for his pleasure. He's starting a harem and we're going to be his favorites."

Erestor shook his head sadly, "Why, oh, why does Elrond put up with you? He can do so much better. How could such a brilliant elf stoop so low?"

Instead of taking offence, Glorfindel offered, "I could show you why he holds me in such high regard. One night and you would be willing to let me get away with murder too. I would do anything for you, Elrond would do anything to you. I do not understand how you can continuously resist such an offer. Am I so repugnant to you? I know that Elrond is not the problem."

Erestor stepped closer to the blond, "Anything...you will give me anything?"

"Anything." A promise.

"What if I told you that the very mention of your name calls up images of you at my feet, that ever talking mouth gagged with my cock? You would still offer anything?"

"Anything..." a breath.

"You and Elrond have been together for some time...does he still take care with you? Prepare you gently?"

"Yes..."

"I will not. Do you take him?"

"No."

"Never?"

"Never."

"That...that is interesting. I will think on it. Good day, Lord Seneschal."


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